There once was a Turk Recep Tayyip,
Whose bunghole would take only the tip,
On the mat getting bent,
Relax your ass and your censorship.
The editor says entries that should be filthy and defamatory, and he has expressed a preference for the Limerick form. Submit your entries by email to email@example.com with a subject line of “President Erdogan Insulting Poetry Competition” before June 23. There is a £1000 prize.
The newspaper launched the contest in response to the German government’s decision to criminally prosecute a German comedian, Jan Böhmermann, for a tv appearance in which he read a poem satirizing Turkey’s dictatorial President Recep Tayyip Erdogan. You heard that right! The German government is censoring and prosecuting a German comedian for satirizing a foreign tyrant who has persecuted journalists and undermined Turkey’s secular state, all the while building himself a palace to live in.
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